Is this a general complaint thread?
Because if it is, I want to know why like almost every time I'm at the gas station waiting on line, its like its the first time the person (or people) ahead of me has ever seen a self serve gas pump...
It's like the ape scene from 2001 A Space Odyssey... they look at their car, they look at the pump... they psyche themselves up... can they do it? Yes!... wait...NO!... Wait... Wait... They try swiping their library card, their driver's license, business cards, fifty different things before they figure out it needs a credit card... or god forbid a debit card and you have to remember a PIN number...
Finally the unhook the nozzle... They start to put it in the tailpipe... no... that doesn't look right... OH, it goes in the little door... Why wont it open?!?! Maybe there is a magic gnome under the front seat that can tell me how to open it...?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH for the love of god, please work this out before you get on line... Google it or something... maybe practice on a quarter scale mock-up made out of Popsicle sticks?
Why is that person always ahead of me?
Okay, how was that?
I think that's a pretty good complaint... I can think of more if anyone would like...