Capt'n Cheeky & His Crew

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I'll send you my bill!

I love dogs, I love cats too, but I'm too allergic to them.

I never heard the hell one before, so I enjoyed it a lot. Sent it to my ladies tag group...they all think they are queens right now...strange women.

A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his Mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the Flight Attendant.

So the boy went down the aisle and asked the Flight Attendant. The busy Flight Attendant smiled, and said, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy said, " Yes, she did." "Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you. "

rofl!

Oy vey!

LOL..... You forgot one.....

Repeated hard drive failures means it's time to get a new one .....

Okay, okay, I'm sorry.....I couldn't resist LOL.....

If you ever feel a little stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.
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(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest .
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .
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" I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward .
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas .
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President
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"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ."
-- Dan Quayle
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?"
--Lee Iacocca
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor .
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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Feeling smarter yet?

If you didn't get mine then you are much older than I thought.

Men...

Aren't there some gloss filters you should be making?

I'm sorry, were you saying something?

Well I sure wouldn't be Marcy.

Yeah, watched the repeats too.

That's what the toilet was about...Al...toilet.

those two were real idiots together.

If God had ment us to be Vegetarians he wouldn't have made animals out of meat

Please no vegeterian hate mail I live with one thats enough punishment

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ahimsa wrote: Would you like me to fix you a nice steak dinner?

I would!!! 20 Ounce Prime Rib (medium rare).....Yorkshire pudding.....and garlic mashed potatos please

You won't have to do much cooking to make Carl happy.....it sounds like he would be thrilled with a covert strip of beef jerky LOL.....

Teriyaki jerky anyone?

That would be rough to live with someone who decides because they don't eat meat, I can't eat meat. Worse...what if it was chocolate!

Better put more steaks on the grill I see.

I'm coming to your house for dinner!

Would you prefer we talk about tofu.

Eat meat, Carl! Just do it.

I've tasted tofu and you're right. That stuff is so nasty. Carl, eat some meat! It's your body.

Sometimes when you are angry with someone,
it helps to sit down and think about the problem.

yes

That pussy has seen better days