Capt'n Cheeky & His Crew

thanks, jan! that first one was very useful. havent gotten to the others yet as i just spent several hours looking at things and downloading docs

Our girl, Jan got two HUs this morning! FF Pro for her!

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ahimsa wrote: You know you earned them.

Well, I don't very often check out the Popularity pages too much, but it does feel good... and I can honestly say it has inspired me to new heights for creating other kinds of filters

So, I guess... (ahem)... I'd like to thank the populace who made all this possible... for the FF creators and Team Support Group... oh and for my mom and dad who made it possible for me to be here today to enjoy this great program too

LOL..... Jan, just checked out the "Shattered" filter you sent me.....cool

Congrats on going pro

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Ok Manon, I wasn't really THAT funny... heh

I'm very easy to amuse, trust me.

That is creepy funny!

Here's a smilie that amuses me.

I've seen this cat one. The movement is kind of rough on my eyes.

mmm just checking thread, nope nothing happening here

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ahimsa wrote: No one feeling cheeky at the moment???

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Carl wrote: I am!!! I've got my dress and high heels on.....and I'm ready to PARTY!!!

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ahimsa wrote: I have a confession.....I'm really a man

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I've been "out-cheeked"

LOL..... Good one!!!

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ahimsa wrote: A MAN IS DRIVING DOWN A DESERTED STRETCH.......

Hehe



Ok you've crossed the line with that smiley - we all know what happens next that smiling innocent looking evil pussy beats some poor mouse to death with those spiked bats - shame on you Ahimsa

Manon, I can tell that you are the naughty one .....hiding behind a ruse of pretty pink sliders

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StevieJ wrote: Manon and me, I can tell that we are the naughty ones, thank goodness angel Carl is here to balance our badness

mmmmmm thankyou Steve you two are a handful

three traveling salesmen are stranded on the road and see a farmhouse down the way. so, they head on down looking for help and a possible place to stay overnight. the farmer greets them at the door, along with his gorgeous daughter...

lol. loved the joke, ahimsa it reminded me of the old traveling salesman jokes of long ago

Hans has done a great job on your web site - buttons work - Hans site looks good too

LMAO, one of Zerin's closest friends is the Cat protection lady for the city - she's a nice lady but a complete nutter lives with forty odd cat that she has saved, you know the sort of stuff - three legged cats, one eyed cat, cats with cat aids, cats with psychological problems - you go in her house and you are over come with that cat odour that make you dry reach - but thanks to you I can suggest a solution to her cat odour problem [ not that she seems aware of it ]

hehe, seen that one before, but the dog at the end of it is new and that was a hoot

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT>>>>>>>> The following is an actual question given on a University of>> Washington chemistry mid term.>>>>>> The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared>> it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now>> have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:>>>>>> Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic>> (absorbs heat)?>>>>>> Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law>> (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some> variant.>>>>>> One student, however, wrote the following:>>>>>> First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So,>> we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the>> rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that>> once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are>> leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the>> different religions that exist in the world today.>>>>>> Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their>> religion, you will go to Hell. Because there are more than one of>> these religions, and because people do not belong to more than one>> religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and>> death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to> increase exponentially.>> Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because>> Boyle's Law states that for the temperature and pressure in Hell to>> stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls> are added.>>>>>> This gives two possibilities:>>>>>> 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls>> enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase>> until all Hell breaks loose.>>>>>> 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in>> Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes >> over.>>>>>> So which is it?>>>>>> If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman>> year ('It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you') and>> take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then>> number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic>> and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that>> since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any>> more souls and is, therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven,>> thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why,>> last night, Teresa kept shouting, 'Oh my God.'>>>>>> THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.