Capt'n Cheeky & His Crew

wow that first one i like a little to much
the second one is amazing surely it has been tampered with in the growing

I realize the first one fake surely - hey and that enlarge works well

looking forward to those tickets

wow that is generous of him - and we didn't have to slap him

Good idea on both counts, have I got enough time before the wedding for a round the world tour - I've never been out of aus so I might as well take full advantage of his generosity maybe he could pay your fare to meet me in Germany and we could visit Hans, really that the least he could do seeing we slap him around for free

Europe sounds good - do you think we could let him come too I mean some one has to carry the bags

I'm moving this thread from General Discussion to our new forum called Offtopic.

Did we go off topic some where along the line

Compendium of Pontifications ...

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

4. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

5. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

6. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

7. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

8. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet concrete. He became a hardened criminal.

9. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

10. We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

11. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.

12. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

13. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

14. If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

15. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

16. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.

LOL.... Good ones, Manon

Really cool pics, Carl

I guess that I've become the "designated slap toy", eh???

Hehe



Hows the new baby going

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party..... He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co

I've been having massive pc hick ups - including no internet - back on track now so all good

Paul can Ahimsa come out and play

LOL Your lucky the kid poops so often Has everything settled down - are you still sporting the trendy hole in the house decor

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ahimsa wrote: would you like fries with that order?

I'll have the extra large wedges thanks

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ahimsa wrote: People with altzeimers should not be allowed to drive.

it's crazy if there allowed to drive in US in fact there probly allowed to drive here too I don't know - 88 years old probly to old as well to be driving

I thought Steve would be back by now

Still waiting for you to make me something.

It was more than a year ago so I have no clue either.

Just felt like living in the past for a bit.

Figured you might be wanting to recover some of that old cheekiness from the past.

Can't believe how fast the time has gone since I first found out Ronda was pregnant. Levi is walking and talking now. They have lived with us for three months now and it's actually very nice having them here. They seem comfortable with it too.

Paul is doing ok.

Levi has decided to call me Nanette and Nana, he calls his dad Papa, and of course calls Ronda Mama. He still calls Paul, Ohp. He can put three words together now and has a number of words he can say. He's still not real talkative, but he's doing pretty good.

He loves playing with cars and has a drawer full of them. All other toys can be mixed together in drawers, but not his vehicles. He also has a section of our curio cabinet that is for his hot wheel collection and he takes them out everyday to look at them and show me.

Oh yeah. When he is riding on his or his girlfriend's ride on toy, she has to sit in back...he is the only one who can do the driving. She is a year older and calls him hun. He stole her away from another boy when he was just a few months old and she's been his ever since. She's his Emily.