Carl's Corner :)

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Carl wrote: This is where I will answer all Filter Forger's questions about life, love, and the pursuit of happiness...... Today's topic for discussion is "Viagra vs Cialis"

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Dearest Carl,

Steve has been a wee bit too cheeky lately and I am wondering which slap would be best to deliver to him. Should I just give him a simple open handed slap or should I just backhand the tar out of him.

Your Pal,
Manon

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Carl, I'm restoring a 1968 Chevrolette Camaro SS with a 350 big block, Hurst 4-speed rockcrusher, bored, dual cams, and turbo charged. My question to you is.....what is the best shampoo to use on your hair???

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Yes, Carl speaks through me as a psychic medium..... What's that, Carl???.....tell Ahimsa you say "Hi" and you want some steaks on the barbi???......okay, I will.... Ahimsa, Carl says "Hi" and wants you to fix him some grub

Hold on.....another psychic message coming through.....

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Carl wrote: You know how I like it, baby!!!

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Carl is using his telekinesis to move my hand again.....

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Carl wrote: Healthy relationships are built upon trust with no secrets

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Okay, okay.....I'll reveal our terrible secret.....Carl and I are.....best buddies. There, I've finally said it.....it's like a weight has been lifted off of my shoulders

You know you're insane, right? Nut!

I can't even think of a comeback; I'm laughing too hard. NUT!

But isn't that the whole reason you did this? You know you like it when we smack you around.

You know he will laugh as hard as I did.

Gotta run.....catch you later

ROFLMAO

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StevieJ wrote: ....."Oh, you BASTARD!!!!!!!!!"......

I am glad you've asked me these questions

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StevieJ wrote: what is the best shampoo to use on your hair???

Ah here's the trick you don't need to wash your hair with my secret formula which I will share with you now - combine in a small bowl 1 part boot polish [ the colour that suits you ] 3 parts Chicken fat , 1 part treacle [ for holding that lovely styling ] and 2 parts flyspray [ believe me you'll need it ] apply liberaly to hair avoiding contact with the skin and eyes reapply as nesscary - you'll be a chick magnet and the talk of the town [ please avoid temperatures above 25 degres celsius or naked flames ]

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ahimsa wrote: I am wondering which slap would be best to deliver to him.

well below the hair line using a wet mackeral so he get a bonus after shave for his new hairdo

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ahimsa wrote: Rare, medium, or well done?

throw on hot barbie [ while kens not watching BoomBoom ]cook until the blood seeps out of the surface - flip - and once blood seep out of surface its done perfectly

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StevieJ wrote: Carl, I have found that I am way to cheeky what should I do

Now unfortunatly ahimsa and I can't be around all the time to save you and slap you around - you need to get yourself a 2 by 4 and each time you feel a cheeky attack coming on hit yourself hard across the face 3 times, continue if cheeky attack persist until it abates

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ahimsa wrote: NUT!

+1

That Steve a cheeky Bugger it our duty to slap harder it obviously not working

I bet it wouldn't take much

you hold him down and i'll get the chicken

LMAO got me again

Bring it on








































But be gentle I bruise easily

it scared Steve off, fooey to the cheek wars my manlyness has intimidated him, he's run away like a little girl

The universe is back harmony, the sky was falling and now Sir Cheekalot has changed everything

You two are obsessed with cheeks.

That's it, blame it on Carl.

Yeah, but you'll still be our slappy toy.

Hmmmmm...we're going to blame him for everything and slap him around? Sounds good to me.