Do you speak Engrish ? (not wrong written) See here what this is :-)

LMAO!! I already heard a lot of Japanese folks substituting L for R.

I engrish arr day.

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Skybase I engrish arr day.

I do not think that you Engrish all day, because you can write and speak (in the video tutorials) really very well english and if you did not tell that you are japanese I would not have noticed, and you have even better english than me.

LOL, those are great, Ray!
You'll find hilarious mistranslations in any language. Even JFK made a whopper in West Berlin, proclaiming "Ich bin ein Berliner!" (I am a Berliner) - which translated into "I am a jelly doughnut!"

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'Ich bin ein Berliner' does not mean 'I am a jelly donut' any more than 'I am a New Yorker' would mean 'I am a pretentious magazine'.

The whole Jelly donut thing was due to people who were trying to be clever but were actually stupid ('Ich bin Berliner' is the correct way someone from Berlin would say they are, 'Ich bin ein Berliner' would seem to imply he is claiming to be the the object Berliner ie the donut, as the definitive article 'ein' is omitted when referring to one's residence, however as Kennedy was using the phrase in a figurative sense rather than literal, as he was not actually from Berlin, the definitive article is still required and so 'Ich bin ein Berliner' was correct), and was propagated by fuckwitted American journalists with the fact-checking abilities on a chimpanzee.

Also, in Berlin, a jelly donut is called a Pfannkuchen anyway.

Everytime I think about translations such as above I always think of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWhVLaGy0NU

I found this thread by chance searching for another thing and went back to the Engrish.com website and have seen that now it has 879 PAGES instead of the 650 it had in 2012

I think that this is not an offence or bad thing against the people that really do not speak english and try to translate their own language to english and fail at it. It is funny to see it. I think that surely if WE would have to write in Chinese, Japanese, or any other complex language would make even more funnier errors.

On the newest ones is this funny one, where is Prohibited to eat the carpet, there are already restaurants and bars in the airport, so not eat the carpet, apart it surely tastes very bad. Also you can´t bring your own carpet from home to eat it here




there is a prize to the one that is able to understand it



and this I do not know what is prohibited, how can you carry into the dog?



I think that if you make such a complete board like this, you should ask a english person to correct or to write it, to avoid making such big errors



I did not know that toliets gets worried and troubled very much



Can anyone explain the purpose and how to use it?



Well enough for now